When a Karen
is in violation,
just cite her.
The official Karen Citation® —
a pocket-sized ticket booklet for everyday entitlement violations.
$19.99 + Shipping
Limited Holiday Stock.
Laugh responsibly.
Because some people
really deserve paperwork.
The Karen Citation® is your official way to call out bad behavior — the everyday offenders who think rules don’t apply to them.
Each booklet comes with a stack of hilarious citations you can issue anytime someone crosses the line from confident to Karen.
Karens come in all sizes, colors, and shapes.
The entitlement is real.
How to issue your Karen Citation®
01
Spot the Violation:
From “Not Minding Your Business” to “Calling the Police on Kids Selling Lemonade.”
02
Check the Offense:
Flip through the list of classic Karen behaviors.
03
Serve the Citation:
Tear it out, hand it over, and walk away knowing justice was served.
A few violations you might recognize...
The Karen Citation® covers dozens more… from “Skipping the Line” to “Straight Lying.”
Anyone can have
a Karen moment.
This isn’t about a name — it’s about behavior.
From your boss who emails at midnight to your friend who complains to customer service every time, the Karen Citation® keeps things light, funny, and fair.
Your new favorite conversation starter.
Give the gift of laughter. Perfect for:
- Birthday or celebratory gifts
- Roommates, siblings, and co-workers
- Anyone who’s ever said “I’d like to speak to the manager”
Order your
Karen Citation®
$19.99 + Shipping
Limited Holiday Stock. Laugh responsibly.
Need a whole stack for your office or friend group?
FAQ
Welcome to our Frequently Asked Questions
section, where we address common inquiries
about our services.
Q: Is this mean?
A: Only if you take it seriously. It’s all in good fun — for entertainment purposes only.
Q: Can I see what’s inside?
A: Nope. The fun’s in the surprise. Trust us, it’s worth it.
Q: Who’s this for?
A: Anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at public entitlement.
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Currently U.S. only. For now, Karens abroad are safe.